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THE HORROR. [09 Jan 2005|09:09pm]

goldengod
Paul Newman narrowly escaped death today at the Daytona track. Something inside his engine caught fire, but he got out just in time. As you should know, Paul is passionate about racing cars. I dig that. Many great men were, and many great men are, in major lust with automobiles. I love Paul Newman very much. We are different in many ways. First of all, he is a liberal activist and I am not. Second, he is 79 and I am 19. Third, and most importantly, I abhor lettuce. Still, I adore him like crazy and this news shook me up because I don't want him to die, ever. Marlon Brando is gone. Elvis is gone. Those two men had, along with Paul, the most perfect faces ever. What else did all three have? Sheer Other-Wordly Talent that proves/proved the existence of God. So, I just want to thank the cosmos for keeping Paul safe. He is my favorite actor and a Top 5 guy. I would gladly embrace Anna Nicole labels for him. I would even... eat salad. Love you baby. Stay safe.

If you don't look out for yourself, the only helping hand you'll ever get is when they lower the box. -Hud
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The girl can't help it [02 Jan 2005|05:25pm]

meowlet
Those in charge will appreciate this. ;)




The Vogue article.
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NOEL SAYS: MERRY CHRISTMAS, STEPH! [24 Dec 2004|06:39pm]

theprankster



is sara fucking pregnant?!? (or just trying to become a whale beast?)--http://editorial.gettyimages.com/source/search/details_pop.aspx?iid=51888423&cdi=0
hey, she looks like tori fucking spelling

MY FAAAAAVORITE:
http://editorial.gettyimages.com/source/search/details_pop.aspx?iid=51888411&cdi=0
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Sweet Jesus Mary And Joseph [22 Dec 2004|11:48am]

goldengod
THERE IS HOPE FOR US AFTER ALL, PAUL NEWMAN.
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[23 Nov 2004|01:11pm]

goldengod
Dan Rather is retiring. For those of y'all not from the US, Dan Rather is a news anchor for CBS. He's a doozie, too. I'm more of an NBC/FOX girl myself, but for election night coverage giggles, Dan is The Man, and I suggest everybody reads this...

In honor of Dan Rather's departure...Collapse )
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[14 Nov 2004|10:47pm]

theprankster
THE RIVIERA HAS BEEN CHANGED!
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Um... Riviera? [14 Nov 2004|10:05pm]

goldengod
I just want to take this opportunity to remind y'all that The Riviera is open for you to get anything gooey'n'delicious off your chest. Such as...

Ummm... I wanna send a shout out to Great Britain, full of my love and mega-kudos, for a lovely little man named TONY BLAIR. I love you, Tone. You come discuss peace in the Middle East anytime your sweet heart desires, doll. We're glad to have you.

“So, you know, when people say to me, ‘Where's your payback from this relationship,' my answer is: My payback is the relationship. It is an important relationship for Britain and America.”

Honey, that relationship means the world to me, too. Me, America. And You, Britain.

Anybody else wanna shout out to folks? Countries? Celebrities? Food Network personalities?
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<3<3<3<3dick<3<3<3<3 [05 Oct 2004|11:29pm]

theprankster
[ mood | predatory ]

Cali-Nev-Ha Cheer
Richard-Bruce-Cheney, Richard-Bruce-Cheney,
Abooga, Abooga, Abooga,
Ha, Ha, Ha!
(x3 getting louder each time)

How Do You Feel?
I feel good, oh I feel so good, DC!
I feel fine, all of the time!
I am Dick! Abooga!
Abooga-ooga-ooga!

District Rap
From the East to the West
You know he is the best
He's the vice-prezzie with the sting
And that's why he sing
I'm DICK BUZZ BUZZ
I'm DICK BUZZ BUZZ
It's all about the party-hardy VP Chenster


We Got Spirit
We got Dick, yes we do
We got Dick, how 'bout you?
*repeat back and forth

When I Say 4!
When I say Dick, you say Cheney,
Dick! (Cheney!) Dick! (Cheney!)
When I say super, you say fine,
Super (Fine!) Super (Fine!)
Repeat 3x

4 West Express
Bang bang choo choo train
Come on Dick do your thing
A-WHOOOSH! Yeah yeah
A-WHOOOSH!

Where you at Dragons!?
Cheney in the front, let me hear you grunt [UGH!]
Cheney in the back, show me where it's at! [UGH!]
Cheney in the middle, show me just a little! [UGH!]
Cheney [UGH!] Cheney [UNH!]
Gooooooo Dick!

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HEY RIVIERA, WHAT'S SHAKIN'? [23 Sep 2004|10:59am]

goldengod
>>Talk to the hand <<
Meg Mathews is Supermum

Guests at a party in Claridges witnessed Meg
Mathews give a masterclass in modern mothering.

Anais was throwing a tantrum shouting
"Mummy I HATE YOU! I HATE you mummy!"

Meg's fabulous response? She just stuck out
her hand, palm out to her daughter, making the
universal sign for "Whatever.. talk to the hand!"

Anais is four years old.
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[21 Sep 2004|10:43pm]

theprankster
Harrison DVD set for solo spin
By Jonathan Cohen, Reuters

NEW YORK (Billboard) - The 75-minute DVD included in Capitol's recently released George Harrison boxed set, "The Dark Horse Years, 1976-1992," will be released individually on Nov. 2.

The 75-minute film sports seven music videos for such tracks as "Got My Mind Set on You" and "When We Was Fab" and four live clips from Harrison's 1991 Japanese tour with Eric Clapton ("Taxman," "Cloud 9," "Devil's Radio" and "Cheer Down").

Also included are three extracts of Harrison performing in the 1986 Madonna film "Shanghai Surprise" and studio clips of the artist dueting with Vicki Brown on the title song. Elsewhere, Harrison discusses his solo career and the motivation for forming his Dark Horse label.

The DVD's 28-page booklet sports an essay from Harrison's wife, Olivia, and a photo gallery.

Reuters/Billboard
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100% shallow. [12 Sep 2004|12:18pm]

theprankster
ok, maybe it's just me, but sara mcdonald has gone from being just plain weird looking
february 2003Collapse )
to being the NASTIEST LOOKING HUMAN BEING ON THE PLANET:
june 2004Collapse )

i already thought she had done something, but the skank has had face work done and now she resembles a cat. whaaaat is going on here?
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[07 Sep 2004|10:00pm]
vacantgrrl
Noel on Radio 1. He talks about Definitely Maybe. He talks about the current album. He talks about the future. He passes the sacred torch of rock and roll over to the Libertines.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/alt/stevelamacq/features/oasis_special.shtml
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[15 Jul 2004|12:03am]

meowlet
[ mood | confused ]

What on earth is going on? I'm pretty sure the disappearances of these two people are a sign of the apocolypse.

I just don't get anything anymore.

Oh, and, uh. Rock and roll. :(

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[26 Jun 2004|06:51pm]

funkadelic
Who cares about magic mushrooms...MACCA AND OASIS IN THE SAME PLACE
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[09 Jun 2004|03:26pm]
vacantgrrl
the things I had to do to get this picture under 250K...Collapse )
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this place cannot die a slow death!! [06 Jun 2004|09:56pm]

funkadelic
In hopes of revival, what at THIS VERY SECOND is your favourite song?

Mine's "Don't Do Me Like That" by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers just because it's a damn good song. I've been on a serious Tom Petty kick lately! I was at a graduation party last night and at midnight, my friend's alcoholic neighbor decides to blare his favorite CD...TOM PETTY' S GREATEST HITS. Good choice mate!
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[06 May 2004|10:51pm]

theprankster
Paltrow to Have a Girl Next Week?


Oscar-winning actress Gwyneth Paltrow is expected to give birth to a baby girl next week. According to America's Star magazine, Paltrow has opted to give birth to her first offspring through the Jeyarany Way, a gentle birthing method created in 1987 by Dr. Gowri Motha, who will also be present at the delivery. The publication reports that the delivery will take place close to Paltrow and husband Chris Martin's London home at a special birthing center, complete with a pool. And while the couple are said to be aware of the sex of their child, they're waiting before they name her. A source says, "They couple would like to pick a name after they look at the face."
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[25 Apr 2004|12:39pm]

theprankster
Beyonce, Jay-Z Bring Glamour to Courtroom

PHILADELPHIA (AP) - Pop diva Beyonce and her rap-star boyfriend Jay-Z brought glamour and glitz to a Philadelphia courtroom. The famous couple was in town Friday for the trial of Beanie Sigel, a rapper and protege of Jay-Z. Sigel faces attempted murder charges related to the shooting of Terrence Speller outside a West Philadelphia bar last summer.

Beyonce, a singer and actor, drew plenty of stares from jurors and others when she appeared in the courtroom dressed in a white blouse and seersucker pants.

She and Jay-Z giggled and chatted in a row of seats also occupied by Sigel's mother and fiance and Roc-A-Fella Records executive Damon Dash.

After the jury was released for the weekend, Beyonce was swiftly escorted out a back door.
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[12 Apr 2004|10:48pm]

theprankster
McCartney To Make Animated Film

Rock legend Sir Paul McCartney is moving one step closer to his life-long ambition of making a feature-length animation film. The former Beatles frontman, 61, has created three animated musical shorts in Paul McCartney: The Music And Animation Collection - fulfilling a dream the he's had since his days in the 60s pop phenomenon. McCartney says, "My ambition in the 60s was to make a feature. I don't know why I wanted to but I just loved it so much. It is a passion." The multi-millionaire entertainer began pursuing the hobby more than 20 years ago and has been involved in every aspect of creating the story and look of the animated films. He has collaborated with director Geoff Dunbar for the collection. McCartney explains his loves of Disney films, "You could lose yourself in it, it's a magical world, really. I just always loved that stuff as a kid." The champion of animal rights also credits Disney films Bambi and Lady And The Tramp for teaching people the importance of animal welfare. He says, "He taught us against cruelty to animals. He made us sympathize so much with animals. He gave us a compassion for animals."
Hawke
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[09 Apr 2004|04:04pm]
vacantgrrl
An interesting cover of Milkshake...

http://www.thepictures.net/milkshake.mp3

The Pictures are a Melbourne band, their singer is also the guitarist in You Am I. Me and my friend saw him and the bassist walking down the street when I was in Melbourne. Which was exciting. Even though I hadn't heard any of their songs. Just thought I'd give you a bit of background.
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